Saturday, March 14, 2009
Kid for sale
One kid for sale
Name: Melissa meaning is honey bee (AKA full of sweetness and love, but has a horrible sting as well.)
Age: 21 months AKA terrible two's
Features: smart with a growing vocabulary, ability to learn and eagerness to assist with all tasks. Must be underfoot at all times. Ability to deafen all near enemies and threats with high ear piercing screams.
Cost: unknown to date and will continue to increase
In other words she is priceless :)
Monday, March 2, 2009
am I really????
Alright, so there are no pics to go with this blog, it is a warm fuzzy, makes my heart melt kind of a story. All true too!! :)
Today Ron was on the computer and one of the ads displayed a GORGEOUS supermodel. You know the pictures I am talking about. The blond with the big boobies, perfectly flat tummy and about 20 years old. I will admit I was missing the flat belly I used to posses, and the other "perky" parts. I pointed to the ad and told Ron he has to buy that for me, I need the tummy tuck, boob job and so forth. (For those of you that do not know this has been a LONG joke between us. Ron always counts down the time to "trading in". I tell him plastic surgery is cheaper. HA HA! Seriously Ron would NEVER trade me in. He adores me. :)) Well Caleb was in the room for this conversation. He said "Oh, you want to look amazingly (is this a word??) beautiful?" I tell him yes I do. His response--get ready for supreme sweetness-- "you already are". Awwww.....my heart went to melted butter. I might might forgive all the smart mouthy and bad attitude he has given us for like the last three days and 17 hours for a sweet comment like that.
Of course he got a big ol' hug from Mom and a few weepy eyes too.
I love my little guy.
Today Ron was on the computer and one of the ads displayed a GORGEOUS supermodel. You know the pictures I am talking about. The blond with the big boobies, perfectly flat tummy and about 20 years old. I will admit I was missing the flat belly I used to posses, and the other "perky" parts. I pointed to the ad and told Ron he has to buy that for me, I need the tummy tuck, boob job and so forth. (For those of you that do not know this has been a LONG joke between us. Ron always counts down the time to "trading in". I tell him plastic surgery is cheaper. HA HA! Seriously Ron would NEVER trade me in. He adores me. :)) Well Caleb was in the room for this conversation. He said "Oh, you want to look amazingly (is this a word??) beautiful?" I tell him yes I do. His response--get ready for supreme sweetness-- "you already are". Awwww.....my heart went to melted butter. I might might forgive all the smart mouthy and bad attitude he has given us for like the last three days and 17 hours for a sweet comment like that.
Of course he got a big ol' hug from Mom and a few weepy eyes too.
I love my little guy.
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