Saturday, March 14, 2009

Kid for sale




One kid for sale


Name: Melissa meaning is honey bee (AKA full of sweetness and love, but has a horrible sting as well.)


Age: 21 months AKA terrible two's


Features: smart with a growing vocabulary, ability to learn and eagerness to assist with all tasks. Must be underfoot at all times. Ability to deafen all near enemies and threats with high ear piercing screams.


Cost: unknown to date and will continue to increase


In other words she is priceless :)

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